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Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.



I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.



All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.



A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.




People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.



Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?



Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.



A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.




The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.